when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”


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I figure the universe is basically like a machine. I don’t know who made it, if it was the fates, or the gods, or capital-G God, or whatever. But it chugs along the way it’s supposed to most of the time. Sure, little pieces break and stuff goes haywire once in a while, but mostly… things happen for a reason
Leo Valdez, The House of Hades (Rick Riordan)

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Keeping up with the cardigans…damn…how do clothes run so fast..

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When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing


When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

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i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

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I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised


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yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

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spice things up in bed with some communism

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its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

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