floweranger:

i want my music so loud that i can’t hear my life crashing and burning

(Source: flewor)

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gangtheway:

tag your fucking spoilers

gangtheway:

tag your fucking spoilers

(Source: thewhatever)

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youngvlcanoes:

you give my butterflies…… but not even in a cute way anymore talking to you gives me anxiety and I’m terrified about everything I say I’m so dumb

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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neither:

It’s not a crush unless you feel like shit about it

(Source: forbearance)

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Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness.
Isaiah Henkel (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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I could write a thousand poems about him and it still wouldn’t explain how his laughter could move mountains.
Tina Tran, I will never get used to you (via absentions)

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.
James N. Mattis, General USMC (retired)

(Source: agentzingari)

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meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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